Moss and Roy from the TV Show IT Crowd

Quotes from Moss:

Hooray, he’s kicked the ball. Now the ball’s over there. That man has the ball. That’s an interesting development. Maybe he’ll kick the ball. He has indeed. Apparently that deserves a round of applause.

Ahh wicked. I know what this is. It’s the new Harry Potter. I got the child edition and the adult edition just to check there are no differences in the text.

I came here to drink milk and kick ass… and I’ve just finished my milk.

I can see why she’s divorced, she’s very divorceable. As soon as you meet her you can’t wait to take her to court to get rid of her.

Quotes from Roy:

I can see why you’ve been having problems, see, this isn’t actually a computer, it’s a briefcase.

Quotes from Jen:

If you type “google” into Google you can break the internet – so please… no one try it, even for a joke.